Any person who is given to large bouts of hyperbole and/or exaggeration. Claims regarding facets of his or her life will sometimes seem plausible until combined with the multitude of other experiences and/or possessions he or she claims to have had.
Jill: "Apparently he claims to be a good friend of Matt Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold."
Jack: "Even though he's 13 years Shadows' senior and has absolutely nothing in common with him?"
Jill: "Yup."
Jack: "What a total bragavond."
An annoying Facebook status update in which an insecure person consistantly boasts or brags about ones life, husband, children, animals, turd size, ect. in order to impress others and convince themselves of their fantasy life because they suck in the real world.
EXAMPLE: "Look at Buffy's status, she's a bragbooking fool! Didn't her momma teach her anything?"
BUFFY: My life is PERFECT, I have the BEST husband in the world and the smartest kids who do no wrong! I love you Mack!!!
One who's repetitious bragging resembles a prehistoric beast's warcry. These folks aren't ones you would wish to spend long amounts of time with. You will spend the majority of your time with them figuring out who to get them to leave.
RRRRRAWR I got this newtruck, a raise, and I slept with 6 women last night. Advanced bragasaurus's can also be referred as bragasaurus rex's.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.