bradern 

When a female styles her pubic hair (armpits / vagina) in either a brade or ponytail.

-Damn Alyssa how long did it take you to bradern today?

-Before the wedding Julia had to bradern for the after party.

bradern by QSKRaNdOmZZ January 6, 2011

the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Braden drink 

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.

I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.

Braden drink by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

bradert 

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.

“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”

bradert by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

Bradenata 

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.

Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata

Bradenata by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018

Braden 

The absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes, but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart. He is the perfect person to be around, especially if you need a good giggle. He’s always finding ways to be a super hero and save the day. He is so wonderful and anyone who gets a chance to know him is very blessed!

Braden is the person who can always make you smile and will always save your day

Braden by giggle princess August 6, 2011

Braden 

Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times.

He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows.

If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.

"I would totally understand if you had a crush on Braden. He's bangin!"

Braden by begonethotokbye October 19, 2019