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A boner obtained from Bowsette porn.
Dude, I get a bowsner everytime I see those tits!
bowsner by jimjamers October 10, 2018
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Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

Bowser Revolution 

Communism. Straight up communism.

For context, in Mario Party 1-5, DS, 9, and 10, landing on a Bowser Space would yield one of several...less than admirable outcomes (stealing coins, stealing stars, forcing a rigged minigame, etc.), one of which is called Bowser Revolution.

When a Bowser Revolution event is pulled, the game takes every last coin from all players and divides them up equally between everyone, regardless if they had less or more coins prior to the event (hence the nickname).

Great for those lagging behind, infuriating for those with the coin lead.
Guy 1: *10 coins* Fucking Bowser...

Guy 2: *76 coins* Have fun~

*Bowser Revolution*

Guy 1: YAY COMMUNISM!!!

Guy 2: *one trip to eBay for a new controller*

So long gay Bowser 

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.
He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall
So long gay Bowser by Red Sun June 6, 2019

Bowser-Bod 

Chunky dude with suave hair and thick thighs resembling that of the titular character Bowser from hit video game Bowser's Dog Dick Revenge

A preferable body type lusted over by many gays
Also the the main selling point of many Bowsersexuals
That guy has a total Bowser-Bod, look at that hair and those thighs, mmm meaty...

So long gay bowser 

Something Mario says in Super Mario 64. He's actually saying "So long King Bowser" but it kind of sounds like "So long Gay Bowser" Then it was removed in 3D all stars which sucked thanks to nintendo being such a d bag. It is a great meme tbh, lol.

spunk bowser 

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.
joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.
spunk bowser by paddy farrell September 26, 2004
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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