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A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
Me and my girl were hungry for Mexican food last night, so I gave her a bean burrito.
by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 03, 2010
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Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.
She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
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by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
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It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.
Ana went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito.
by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015
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A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.
"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."
by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016
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You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
by Big Boy 7 April 21, 2006
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