bowser'd

Having sexual intercourse with a man with a "third leg".

"Oh man Barbra, I kinda wish you were there, I got real Bowser'd."

by JTBonedEvey December 5, 2017

bowser'd

The act of which you continuously get sent into lava by a mustached plumber.

Man, you really got bowser'd back there

by L-wasabi September 4, 2018

Red Bowser'd

Verb: To witness your beginning and swift end through the eyes of the red hungering Demon.

"Yo I got full Red Bowser'd by Victor"

by bicycle25 February 5, 2020

Red Bowser'd

Verb: To witness your beginning and swift end through the eyes of the red hungering demon.

Yo I got Red Bowser'd by Victor

by bicycle25 February 5, 2020

Doug Bowser

The "protect IPs" fanboy who replaced the Nintendo of America CEO Reggie cause coincidentally his last name was "Bowser"

Someone: "its time to keep working on the Mario 64 Mod that i spent years on."
Doug Bowser: "no."

by Yes i’m real man February 22, 2021

Dry Bowser

The act of shoving a handful of sand or salt into the vagina and thrusting one's manhood into it afterwards without warning.

Alec: "Jennifer was too fucking wet yesterday, so I had sand and I Dry Bowsered her."

Ryan: "What the fuck."

Alec: "There was blood everywhere."

by Jaramikai42069 September 4, 2014

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017