bowlkin 

A bowl and napkin combo where the underside is absorbant and the top side is waterproof so you can wipe your hands as you eat your soup.

Can I have my soup to go? Make it a bowlkin, too!

bowlkin by sanfordjwinston September 6, 2016

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

bowlwinder 

A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.

Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.

bowlwinder by JayDub October 1, 2004

Bowling Ball Treatment 

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

Bowling Ball Treatment by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012

let's go bowling! 

Interjection

(1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect.
(2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters.

Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!

let's go bowling! by randomduderandomnumber December 31, 2011