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If you say Stefán Karl Stefánsson is not Number 1, kys.

Ben Simmons won ROY in his second season in the NBA, should have been DONOVAN MITCHELL

Guy: “Rest In Peace Howard Potts.”
Some guy who didn’t watch endgame: “Who?”

*radio goes into commercial break*

Little kid in the commercial: 1-877-kars-4-kids, k-a-r-s ka-

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"