bowlcrastinating 

when someone is holding the pipe/bong after hitting it but not passing it along the circle due to being distracting or high.

"so then this chick was like..." Hey man stop bowlcrastinating and pass that shit.

bowlcrastinating by kara_schratzke_09 July 15, 2009

bowlcrastination 

The process of having a bowl loaded in front of you, but being to high to realize that it's ready.

Man I was so high, i had bowlcrastination!

bowlcrastination by moistninja42 November 11, 2014

Borcrastinating 

Being bored yet procrastinating at the same time. Knowing you have things you should be doing but instead insist on being bored

I have a math test Wednesday that I need to study for but instead I'm going to sit here and play idiotic games on the ]computer]. Borcrastinating.

Borcrastinating by Mr. Tmazing March 2, 2009

Bullcrastinating 

The lack of action or bullshitting also known as procrastination with a lame excuse behind it.

My mother takes forever to do anything because she is always bullcrastinating. She was supposed to pick me up hours ago but still has yet to get ready for talking about irrelevant bullshit.

Bullcrastinating by Lee Nichols May 20, 2022