bowlcrastination

The process of having a bowl loaded in front of you, but being to high to realize that it's ready.

Man I was so high, i had bowlcrastination!

by moistninja42 November 11, 2014

Blowcrastination

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

by gregtastic June 30, 2011

borecrastination

When you are bored while procrastinating.

John: "Hey man you been learning for the exam?"
Jack: "Nah man, just borecrastination"

by MasterOfNoneV2 September 18, 2016

bowlcrastinating

when someone is holding the pipe/bong after hitting it but not passing it along the circle due to being distracting or high.

"so then this chick was like..." Hey man stop bowlcrastinating and pass that shit.

by kara_schratzke_09 July 15, 2009