bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.

- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.

by ocon April 02, 2007

bowerman

Bowerman loves children he is a lovely man with no hair

Wow hes such a bowerman

by ImAThumb123 May 15, 2018

Bowerman

To have frail lungs (usually due to chemical activity or exposure). Ironic use of the term power.

I used to have power, man but now I’m a bowerman.

by Uncle Ramjam June 26, 2021