bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.
- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.
by ocon April 08, 2007
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Bowerman

To have frail lungs (usually due to chemical activity or exposure). Ironic use of the term power.
I used to have power, man but now I’m a bowerman.
by Uncle Ramjam June 26, 2021
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Bowerman loves children he is a lovely man with no hair
Wow hes such a bowerman
by ImAThumb123 May 14, 2018
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