the law that says a man's
hair can be no longer than his
penis.
named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon
track team.
- cut your hair,
hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.
(or)
- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i
shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.