Bokerman

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a typical person until they get 4 beers in their system. Then they turn into a zombie that will creep out the whole room and want your brains. Doesn't feel emotion and whose body moves slowly towards woman that don't want him near.

Typical conversation about a Bokerman:
guy 1: Oh shit looks like we got ourselves a Bokermann
guy 2: Yeah he hasn't said a word in an hour and he keeps staring at that chick

chick 1: What's wrong with him? Stop starring!

Bokerman by Cookie Monster1234 February 3, 2010

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bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.

- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.

bowerman rule by ocon April 8, 2007

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bonerman

When you are drinking in the garage and decide to pull out some nudes of your girlfriend from the 70’s to show your buddies forgetting that there is one of you with your hands on your waist at full mast hence getting you the nickname “bonerman”

I went to a rager at Johns last night and saw a picture of his of his boner man... “bonerman”

bonerman by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019

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Bokelmann

a guy who likes to play with his phone all the time and has a lot of names as well

Bokelmann, Gockelhahn, Besockelbespasst, Sockelbetrag, S. Ockelbetrag, Bokelmonokel

„I will bokel this girl tonight“

Bokelmann by asiamarket44bro October 23, 2020

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Bonermania

A party where you run wild through the house with a hardon in your hand

One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania

Bonermania by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011

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Bokelman

A person that is lazy, stupid, overweight, annoying and always tries to get into fights. Bokelmans tend to sound like they have a blocked nose even when they don't and when they start to argue with you if they know it they will call you by your first then last name.

Stop being a Bokelman

Bokelman by Random Highschool Kid April 25, 2017

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boerman

A handsome man

He is such a Boerman

boerman by Madaboe September 14, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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