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Bokerman 

a typical person until they get 4 beers in their system. Then they turn into a zombie that will creep out the whole room and want your brains. Doesn't feel emotion and whose body moves slowly towards woman that don't want him near.
Typical conversation about a Bokerman:
guy 1: Oh shit looks like we got ourselves a Bokermann
guy 2: Yeah he hasn't said a word in an hour and he keeps staring at that chick

chick 1: What's wrong with him? Stop starring!
Bokerman by Cookie Monster1234 February 3, 2010
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bowerman rule 

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.
- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.
bowerman rule by ocon April 8, 2007
Related Words
When you are drinking in the garage and decide to pull out some nudes of your girlfriend from the 70’s to show your buddies forgetting that there is one of you with your hands on your waist at full mast hence getting you the nickname “bonerman”
I went to a rager at Johns last night and saw a picture of his of his boner man... “bonerman”
bonerman by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019

Bokelmann 

a guy who likes to play with his phone all the time and has a lot of names as well
Bokelmann, Gockelhahn, Besockelbespasst, Sockelbetrag, S. Ockelbetrag, Bokelmonokel

I will bokel this girl tonight
Bokelmann by asiamarket44bro October 23, 2020

Bonermania 

A party where you run wild through the house with a hardon in your hand
One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania
Bonermania by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011

Bokelman 

A person that is lazy, stupid, overweight, annoying and always tries to get into fights. Bokelmans tend to sound like they have a blocked nose even when they don't and when they start to argue with you if they know it they will call you by your first then last name.
Stop being a Bokelman
He is such a Boerman
boerman by Madaboe September 14, 2017