bottz
Did you see Mike yesterday at the club? He was a major bottz. He needed miracle deoderant he was stankin so much.
bottz by crazy little mia April 23, 2007
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bottz by hannahlikesmellimorethanfirewo September 10, 2010
bottled it
When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.
Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."
Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"
or
after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"
or
after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
bottled it by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009
bottle it
When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.
Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.
Also see bottler.
Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.
Also see bottler.
bottle it by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005
Hom Bottler
"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
Hom Bottler by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015
Bottom Gun
Bottom Gun: The opposite of Top Gun.
A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.
An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.
Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.
Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.
It’s a lovely war.
A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.
An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.
Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.
Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.
It’s a lovely war.
That Russian pilot who flew the mission against our drone was Bottom Gun; what a fuck up — he’s lucky to be alive after that. He’s lucky that Drones don’t shoot back.
Bottom Gun by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 20, 2023
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