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bottledog by DeShaunius July 29, 2020
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bottled it
When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.
Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."
Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"
or
after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"
or
after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
bottled it by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009
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bottled water
The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
bottled water by R2E February 28, 2008
bottlerocketing
When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
bottlerocketing by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019
bottlenosed
Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.
Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!
or...
Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!
or...
Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!
bottlenosed by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007
Bottled Unicorn Farts
Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.
Bottled Unicorn Farts by Marcellus_vrw June 27, 2010
bottled water
Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
bottled water by alilhappything June 28, 2006
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