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(noun)
A nice rump. Very scrumptious, round, thick and juicy. 😋
"mmm, let me in on that botanty baby!"

"baby, your botanty is looking mighty fine!"
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Botany is the scientific study of plants, plant organisms, and how they function. Most botany majors in college either continue on to receive a masters or Ph.D. in botany or go on to med or pharmacy school.
Joe was a botanist for a while, and then decided to get his pharmaceutical license.
botany by Matt April 29, 2005

Botany Bay Steamer 

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.
The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.
Botany Bay Steamer by Yobboford June 12, 2010

mur-kil-botany 

Noun; The planting and growing of severed limbs in gardens by a certain psychopatic Dark Elf.
Jizar's a professor in Mur-kil-botany!
mur-kil-botany by Silvertread November 19, 2014

Botany crawl 

the speed that one walks during a outing in a botany class, identifying every bade of grass and bush
45 minuets after we left the Natural Science building with out botany professor we were only four feet out the door keying out a tricky sedge, a remarkable amount of distance to cover using the botany crawl
Botany crawl by Pat the rabbit October 8, 2016
In any "plant the bomb in the enemy base" type gametype such as Sabotage in an online multiplayer 1st person shooter, in this case Call of Duty 4, botany is the act of running into enemy territory and heroically planting the bomb while under enemy fire ("Planting" the Bomb, thus Botany).

There is a certain amount of skill involved in this endeavor, and only the most skillful Botanists can achieve the highest title of the field, Grandmaster of Botany.
The Masters of the Botanical Arts (Botany) are able to slip in with a well-placed smoke grenade and arm the bomb with the entire enemy team still alive, avoiding a barrage of bullets and most likely an air strike right on top of the target. They then proceed to protect their "plant" and will most likely die in the bomb explosion, presumably taking a few of the opposition with him.
Botany by Daem0n August 6, 2009

Botany Downs Secondary College 

A school located in Auckland, New Zealand, known for it's overpopulation of East Asians, Indians, and Polynesians, a d a terrible co-cirricular range.
You're sending that nonse to Botany Downs Secondary College?
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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