Boston, MA 

A city in the state of Massachusetts with people who love their sports and love to eat and drink. We have are own accent where we dont say the letter "R." for example: Car=Caa, Yard=yaad, Mother Fucker=Motha-fucka, Door=Doa. Us Boston-ians also have the worst road rage in the whole USA, and for most of the people in Boston, almost every other word is a swear/cuss word. We have some decent looking women here too. Finally, we all think New York sucks

Boston, MA is a fucking awesome city

Boston, MA by Shan-a-fer June 23, 2008

Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014

Boston marriage 

A Boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a Platonic or lesbian relationship.

Molly and Bridgit were in a Boston marriage and co-owned a brownstone.

Boston marriage by Nora O'Shaughnessy December 1, 2007

Boston Market 

Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.

I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

Boston Market by Worldsmostdangerousairport November 29, 2011

Boston Market 

Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!

Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market

Boston Market by buggy424 April 7, 2008

Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

Looking for the Boston Market by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

boston marathon 

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.

"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."

boston marathon by Robosalt December 9, 2008