Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

Related Words

bortaning • Brotating • borning • Bryaning • brianing • Baraningus • bobaning • Bogdaning • borating • boritating

braning

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.

Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?

braning by melisandre_rapunzel_targaryen May 2, 2019

Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Bormazing

derived from the English words 'Boring' and 'Amazing' and adopting the Peter Andre method of English development.

1. 'bormazing' adj.
2. 'bormaze' v. to be overwhelmed with wonder at the extent of tedium achieved.

1. this work is so bormazing

2. you bormaze me. (i.e. you are so boring it is amazing)

Bormazing by John Dang November 30, 2004

boritating

Adjective describing something that is both boring and irritating.

"Finding the burned out bulb in a string of Christmas lights is boritating."

boritating by CthulhuFhtagn December 18, 2006

dragon borning

When you shout FUS ROH DAH as you cum on a girls face

I was banging Mellisa last night and when the time came I ended up Dragon Borning all over her face, the explosion knocked her unconscious.

dragon borning by P Easy November 9, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026