mind-bogdanning (mind-BOG · dan · ing). 1. Adj. To be in a state of complete incomprehension and bewilderment, usually in response to liberal hypocrisy or something BJ (left fielder for Infidels Softball) has said or done. 2. A state of awe when BJ informs you of his financial position. Only effective on weak-minded and horny females that can’t remember the last time they had any cock, so they’ll settle for anything.

“Ted Kennedy’s position to raise minimum wages to $10 an hour is completely mind-bogdanning.”

“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”

“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”

Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”

mind-bogdanning by 84 Cavalier October 19, 2008

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Bogdaning • Bogdanning • mind-bogdanning • Beerbogganing • bogaming2 • bobaning • Boddening • Bodening • Bogdanit • bortaning

beer bogganing

The common Canadian practice of consuming alcoholic beverages and tobogganing on local hills, an important rite of passage into high school for many Canadian students.

I went beer bogganing once and can attest to the fun of it. I fell down and hurt myself, but not too badly.

beer bogganing by Greg Wester January 15, 2006

bobaning

having a musky masculine smell that some may find as an aphrodisiac.

Gay man #1 -"I am bobaning right now"
Gay man #2 - "You smell amazing. Woof"

bobaning by bstmk January 7, 2014

Bogdanning

Bogdanning is a term used to describe the actions of a sport coach, in particular football(soccer). Bogdanning includes but not limited to:
1. Making bad substitutions
2. Putting your worse players on the field at the same time, often playing them on the same side of the field
3. Signing an overweight, slow friend, whose attitude offends every other player on the team.
4. Despite your friend not coming to any practices, insist on starting him and putting him in vital positions such as last defender
5. Changing team tactics and formation halfway through the game, resulting in disastrous play on the field
6. consulting with others about what the line-up should be and agreeing to a line-up, only to change it completely at the start of the game

"Moyes just took out Rooney, RVP and Carrick and he's putting in Young, Giggs and Anderson. And they're two goals down!!! He's Bogdanning it!!"

Bogdanning by Cantona7 December 11, 2013

Bogdanit

A Romanian term used at the end of every sentence, usually to add authority.

Similar to God Damnit.

PALLAS still isn't working, Bogdanit!

Bogdanit by DeffoNotReece January 24, 2019

Bodening

The act of installing some equipment in a customers ceiling and using a wheel chair instead of a ladder then falling off in front of the CEO.

every time I go to that site I always get up to some bodening!

Bodening by A mates wife August 10, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026