A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Related Words

bornerd • Bornerdeded • borned • BonerDog • bonerdome • Bonerdust • borner • Bernerd • bognerd • bonerdagon

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

Bonerdust by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

Borner

A borner is when you have a boner with the intent to impregnate

"I woke up earlier today with a borner for Allison.. Pull out game weak.."

Borner by ChadMorningWood January 1, 2019

Borgerding

Germanic surname; a variant of Borchers.

My last name may be pronounced phonetically as Borgerding.

Borgerding by E. Borgerding February 22, 2008

bonerdagon

A dragon you fight in kingdom of loathing thats sort of HARD to beat.

i was fighting with the bonerdagon last night, man he was hard, but i finally managed to beat him.

bonerdagon by EvilzCherry January 31, 2008

bonerd

n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.

"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."

bonerd by RaeReezy January 22, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026