Borner

A borner is when you have a boner with the intent to impregnate

"I woke up earlier today with a borner for Allison.. Pull out game weak.."

by ChadMorningWood January 1, 2019

borner

(can also be spelled as borener)

a boner caused by boredom. usually during math or history class

Person 1: dude, it's your turn to go write the answer out on the board. everyone's waiting

Person 2: i can't man, i got a borner! cover for me, will ya?

by mufasa333 October 1, 2007

mrs borner

an extremely dumb teacher who doesnt know shit about her job. she will constantly show pictures of her husband and family even though no one gives a ####.

i hate this bitch mrs borner

by i hate you bitches March 2, 2010

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014