Borner

A borner is when you have a boner with the intent to impregnate
"I woke up earlier today with a borner for Allison.. Pull out game weak.."
by ChadMorningWood January 02, 2019
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MornongWood

A MornongWood is essentially a Morning erection taking place between 4 to 6 in the morning.
"I woke up early today to get prepped for school but I had a huge MornongWood"
by ChadMorningWood January 02, 2019
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