borkied

when a teacher is ungodly hot and doesn't even know it.

oo my god that teacher is so borkied i wish i could tf her on my lab desk.

by Anthony shaw June 07, 2010

Borkis

projectile vomit due to intoxication

1. Harb borkised last night!
2. Do you see all that borkis on the floor?! someone better clean that up before someone like Amber slips on it!

by kristiana & harb 4eva June 19, 2011

borky

An adjective meaning something is broken or not working properly; derived from the word 'broken' and coined by me (2006); also borked'.

'I dropped my phone and now it's borky!'

'I've got to get rid of this PC, it's borked.'

by Jayne Cheng May 20, 2007

borkiness

To be borked, broken, damaged or faulty

My internet connection's borkiness is playing havoc with my work load

by Girlbug December 30, 2010

borky

Someone who is unlucky in both love and life. Will also have a tendency to haul printers to girls' houses in the hot afternoon sun.

if you're thirsty, borky, take a swig of some ink

by Bivens September 01, 2004

borky

microphalus- a small penis

"John got laughed out of bed when the girl saw his tiny borky."

by The Internet August 12, 2004

Borky

A borky is a mythological creature that is red, and its taller than a giraffe and fatter than an elephant. They drink water, but they prefer gasoline. Their diet consists of people, plants, animals, trash, and pretty much anything that they can fit in their mouth.

It can also be used as an insult towards humoungously fat people.

Dude have you ever heard of a borky? I think its my new favorite animal!

by flaccidbunyon May 01, 2019