borkied 

when a teacher is ungodly hot and doesn't even know it.

oo my god that teacher is so borkied i wish i could tf her on my lab desk.

borkied by Anthony shaw June 8, 2010

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

borked by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

borkled 

when something (through fault of one's self or others) becomes broken through misuse, it is borkled...

"Hey Phil, whats the deal with the xbox?"

"Oh Lachlan Borkled it... its borkled"

borkled by themormansound January 4, 2009

borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

borked by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

borked by gfm November 18, 2004

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? 

The true word of God. The act of commiting group suicide while simultaneously masturbating to dog memes.

Yesterday I witnessed some people using the ¿borked'd'veing'ers? technique in the schoolyard.

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? by Doodlecock March 31, 2017