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Virgin Bantineer 

A person who does not understand the concept of banter
Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
Virgin Bantineer by jt1199 June 3, 2015

Byzantine Empire 

The one and only true Roman successor unlike the Holy Roman Empire buttholes.
1. I miss the Byzantine Empire, forget the Holy Roman Empire and Frankish Empires
2. The Byzantine Empire should have won 1453
3. The Byzantine Empire will destroy those Holy Roman Empire Infidels

borgnine 

Used in place of "Bogart" to indicate someone's hogging of a sandwich, rather than a joint. (see, the term "bogart" is a reference to actor Humphrey Bogart's continuous chain smoking of cigarettes; "borgnine" is a similar concept but references actor Ernest Borgnine, and his apparent love of sandwiches. First said by Homer Simpson, being protective of his Rib-wich.
Hey, don't borgnine my sandwich!
borgnine by grz41 January 22, 2014

BYZANTINE 

That play was byzantine and I had difficulty following the twists and turns of the plot with its myriad of characters.
BYZANTINE by j February 14, 2005

Byzantine Power 

Doing or saying anything that reminds a person of a time when Western civilisation wasn't full of relativist, wet, floppy, angst-ridden, anti-capitalist, Palestine-supporting, multiculturalist pro-EUrs and instead of a time when Christian morality, Roman law, Greek thought and monoculturalism created and maintained an Empire from 753BC to 1453AD.
Look at that Church! It's so Byzantine Power.

Did you like his speech? Yes, it was so Byzantine Power.

Look at THAT! I know... he's so not Byzantine power.
Byzantine Power by Hopmeister October 24, 2011
Like a Valentine, but with your bro.
Will you be me broentine?
Broentine by Poiuytas January 25, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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