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BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat
Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,
BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020
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Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Boohonkey 

A synonym for butt, but it's a more polite word to use if you're mad. You know when your parents tell you you're getting a spanking on your butt? That's the right time to tell them that the word butt isn't very nice. You may get in bigger trouble, but it was worth it. You learn something every day.
You little kid better sit your boohonkey down before I slap it to China.
Boohonkey by OofBanana October 25, 2018

Feces blowhole 

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.
Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.
Feces blowhole by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Whalecock Blowhole 

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.
I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Boxwhore 

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.

They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
Boxwhore by J-Meister December 1, 2003