booty camp

A play on words intended to invoke "boot camp", a military training camp for new soldiers, by repackaging this as an exercise camp for vain women looking to improve the shape of their arses or "booties".

No need to march off to booty camp, ma'am, I'd be more than willing to drop to my knees and kiss your arse just the way you are.

booty camp by bitchuck November 20, 2025

Boot Camp 

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.

They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.

Boot Camp by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007

boot camp 

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.

Alright you're going to boot camp

boot camp by 1069 November 11, 2006

Military Boot Camp 

A building or facility in which people who have been recruited into the military are sent to in order to begin and finish their training.

James and Johnny are joining the air force, wait until they get a load of military boot camp!

Military Boot Camp by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Grandpa's Boot Camp

When the elderly is admitted to a rehab center for physical or occupational therapy.

Grandpa's Boot Camp is for new admittance, with strict discipline regime

Grandpa's Boot Camp by grandaughter June 9, 2010

Boot Camp 

When you plan to have a booty call spend the night.

I need to check the locks on my doors, Alison Lohman is coming over for Boot Camp tonight!

Boot Camp by Skurvy23 July 8, 2009

boot camp wash 

When you don't have time to take a proper shower, so you just wash your buttcrack, crotch, underarms and (if you're female) under your boobs. Comes from military basic training when an entire unit has 10-15 minutes in a communal shower.

My roommate took forever in the bathroom this morning, so I had to boot camp wash in order to make it to work on time.

boot camp wash by ViviWannabe July 9, 2010