Boonis

A person, generally going to be a jacked dude who works out every day and goes to the gym. Although he does that, he is most likely going to be a simp, going back to his ex even though she is below his league. He will also come out as gay and turns other people, including his Ex, gay.

Bro I want to start hitting the gym but I don’t wanna be a Boonis.

Boonis by Edgeworth Masked March 17, 2020

boonis

The buttocks, though sometimes not literally.

Well tickle my boonis!

boonis by Ham T. Sandwich April 7, 2009

Boonis

Definition 1: Boobs + Penis

Definition 2: describing a Scary penis
(Boo! + penis)

Definition 1: "You know Sarah? Yeah she has a Boonis."

Definition 2: "Bro your cock is a boonis!"

Boonis by DGDestiny March 26, 2021

Dank Boonis 

A dank boonis is used when some one who is worse than you insults you, and usually starts with "Succ My"

Noob: Oh get rekt
Pro: Succ my dank boonis

Dank Boonis by QuestCLicker October 23, 2017

dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

boolist 

A person who's lifestyle revolves around boolin and has mastered the art of boolin/partying all day everyday. A boolist tends to be the life of the party and always knows how to have fun.

Rob: I just smoked a 15 gram blunt and funneled 5 beers, bro we boolin!
Joe: My son you're a fucking boolist!

boolist by Sack Door June 28, 2017