boonesia 

(boo NEE zhuh)

When you see your pooky and forget all the plans and promises you made to see or do things with your family and friends.

Kayla went to John’s to do her homework. She said she’d be home for dinner, but I guess she got a bad case of boonesia, because it’s 9 o’clock and we haven’t heard from her yet.

boonesia by JGB72 May 4, 2021

boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.

Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.

boobnesia by magpad November 19, 2010

Boonenia 

the desire to fuck up young, steal boyfriends, and set men up for failure. runs in families, usually genetic. be careful, can be contagious among close friends.

Those girls need psychiatric help. I think they have Boonenia.

Boonenia by karmaskeeperbetch June 22, 2011