boompser Share definition Flag A fart. The result of passing wind. A silent, but deadly one. All of a sudden there was a foul odor from the back seat of the car. Uncle Joe turned around and asked, "OK, WHO made the boompser?" boompser by Coconut Head in Space June 2, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the boompser mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch