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boomer (s) 

Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.

Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.

Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.
boomer (s) by Melizza September 19, 2005
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boomer (s) 

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father
those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.
boomer (s) by blistre April 18, 2005

boomer (s) 

Like a hummer, but involving Pop Rocks(see hummer)
Betty lost her teeth from all that candy, but boy does she give great boomers.
boomer (s) by TakTik May 20, 2005

COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.
Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!
COVID-boomer(s) by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020

That’s some boomer 

When somebody says something that doesn’t make sense or when they are telling a lie .
Friend: I never sleep .
“That’s some boomer.”

Boozer's gloom 

The comedown after an alcholic high.

The depressing feeling you get when you stop drinking.
Me: How are you feeling?

Mate: Bloody miserable, after 10 pints last night I've got boozer's gloom
Boozer's gloom by Johnnyboyz98 April 24, 2022

The Bowmer's Sock 

Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !
Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.

OR.....

Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.
The Bowmer's Sock by Lizelly McJunior September 20, 2010