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the boogieman 

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath
Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.
the boogieman by Light Joker May 12, 2007

boobiebandit

A man or woman who runs by and gets a quick grope of a boobie. This can be a male or female boobie. The groper is often masked and wearing a striped shirt.
"Oh my! I do declare, what a foul and dastardly boobiebandit you are! Ohhh!"
boobiebandit by Jake July 17, 2003

Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day

A 14 day long holiday,ending on the birthday of mosses. Two menorahs are lit for the 14 days and everyone in the family even deceased are brought to sing funeral songs around the Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day Venus fly trap. The special food is Black bread, Ginger breads cousin with a soul. Made out of potatoes and you ex girlfriends cum.
Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day is awesome

mr.boogieman 

Hes the scary kid in high school. He always does fucked up shit hurting those around him. Mr.boogieman is used to describe the worst kid in your highschool, that one that fucks everything up.
"Dude did you see Mr.BoogieMan??"

"Yeah, Hes the worst.
mr.boogieman by lolitsmehoney March 11, 2019

The Boogieman 

A minor character from the lore of the fictional animated band Gorillaz, he is seen as an antagonist but later on becomes less of a threat and is seen just chillin' in the Gorillaz HQ. Apparently he is the demon that Murdoc made a deal with to become a famous musician, he is also the rejected 5th horseman of the Apocolypse known as flatulence because of his smell. he is first seen gassing 2D but he is first fully seen in the music video for Stylo when he surrounds the police officer in smoke and they both disappear. The gang in the plastic beach (Murdoc, Cyborg Noodle, and 2D) are seen fighting him on multiple occasions. Gorillaz is neat, you should check it out.
Person 1: the boogieman is so underrated! He should get more attention!
Person 2: Uh... no. He doesn't mean that much to the story.
person 1: Yes, yes he does. Remember? He made that deal with Murdoc.
Person 2: Whatever. It's not that important.

boogieman bonk 

When a guy hides under the bed to wait for his girlfriend to come home and soon as she lays down on her stomach he pops out under the bed and he bonks it in her butthole, making her think it's a boogie man who bonked her booty hole.
"I'm gonna surprise my girlfriend tonight for our anniversary."
"How?"
"I'm gonna boogieman bonk the shit out of her"
boogieman bonk by David shalom March 14, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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