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booger art 

As seen in public bathrooms; the vast array of old, crusty dried snots that scumbags have wiped on the walls above urinals and/or inside stalls... sometimes resembling modern art.
When I was taking a dump the other day I picked a nice bloody one... I'm glad I was able to contribute to the booger art on the wall- which is starting to resemble a Picasso.
booger art by Mosis August 8, 2007
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booger art 

Small sculptures and wall pastings made from snot.
In the mens bathroom stall I saw booger art depicting a smiley face.
booger art by Jim Gray November 7, 2007

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The Boomer article

The unnecessary and chronic addition of the word "the" in front of modern websites, apps, stores, or subcultures by older generations (usually Baby Boomers). This linguistic habit stems from a time when tech breakthroughs were physical objects (e.g., the television, the microwave, the internet). When applied to modern digital spaces, it instantly ages the speaker by 1000% and signals that they have absolutely no idea how the platform actually works.
Grandma: "Are you kids still posting videos of your cat on the TikTok?"

Me: "Grandma, please, it's just TikTok. Stop using the boomer article."
The Boomer article by Paleguardian September 13, 2026

Boogeratty

When you share your boogers with rats
Wagwan boogeratty let's watch the game.
Boogeratty by Msparkz_11 May 21, 2020

Boogerfart 

When my son was 4 years old we were in a restaurant and a kid had a really snotty nose sitting near us.. The kind of snotty nose that creates "bubbles".

One of the bubbles "Popped"!

My son said, "Mom! That kid just had a BOOGERFART!".

Definition:

A nose so runny that boogers create a bubble that "pops" therefore making it a "Boogerfart"
"Grab that kid a tissue!! He just had a boogerfart!!"
Boogerfart by MelMel22 August 22, 2011
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