Boodyism

The religion in which worships Boody. Similar to buddhism, although worships no god or gods, but worships Boody. Usually focused on female Boody.

"Hey man, you wanna practice some boodyism after work today, I just saw some nice boody at the Black Women's rights parade!"

by Boody Chaserererererererererer October 18, 2009

boodyism

When something is said, whether drunk or stupid, that eliminates you to get any sure pussy.

That dude is braging so much, he has boodyismed himself out of a sure thing.

by The angry one. December 29, 2008

Bootyism

The religion of the Kardashians. Not to be confused with Buddhism. Bootyist–name for a believer in Bootyism. Bootyists worship the Kardashians and booties.

Wow, the cashier at this Skims location is such a bootyist! Maybe everyone who works at Skims strongly believes in Bootyism due to their booties.

by EvilNogard March 7, 2023

bootyism

Bootyism is a up in coming religion. This religion follows the booty it's self in which is a gift from Lenny. Lenny is also know commonly as the booty face and found in the song "give me the booty" one of the first known odes to our mighty booty god. One of the main holla days (holidays but cooler) is on September 12th that is when we celebrate our birthing from the womb of Lenny, this day is to be devoted to booty popping and adding things to our booty shrines. Bootyism is your devotion and love of butts no matter how flat or round the booty got loves every booty. Big, small, round, flat, saggy, perky and maybe even triangular Lenny the booty god loves them all

I am a bootyist because I follow bootyism

by Trianglebooty August 1, 2016

bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

by Steve January 6, 2003

Bootyism

1) Like Alcoholism, bootyism is extreme sex addiction triggered by craving booty (hind quarters) to the point of making life unmanageable.

2) Often a poor attempt at humor, bootyism is an ignorant or scathing reference of the religion of Buddhism.

1) A fortune and a career were lost when Hugh Grant's bootyism drove him to get busted buying sex from Divine Brown on the streets of Los Angeles.

2) Chumley was so moronic last night, an attractive woman rushed away from him after he joked about Bootyism being his religion.

by Mojo Filter April 9, 2010

bootyism

Tiger Woods' real faith and religion.

Simon: did you hear that Tiger have cured his nymphomania with Buddhism?

John: No, mate! It was Bootyism...

by GTita April 9, 2010