boobnoculars

Pressing your eyes against the titty nipples of a chic and adjusting them for focus.

I can see afghanistan from here through your boobnoculars.

by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003

Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.

1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!

by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010

Booznoculars

When a girl (or guy) looks way more attractive after a few beers/shots than they would if one was sober.

synonym: beer goggles

guy 1: "aww shit, all these chicks are fuglyy"
guy 2: "naw man, i gots my booznoculars on baby!"

by >jOC< January 27, 2010

Bronoculars

Binoculars used to see your bros from afar.
A simple combination of bro+binoculars.

Hey man, I think I see Troy across the stadium. Let me see your bronoculars to check if its him!

by DEZDED April 26, 2011

bronoculars

What your eyes become when you are either looking for bros or are yourself a bro.

"We'll just use our bronoculars to scope out the joint for potential suitors."

by molever April 4, 2009

boobiculars

located on the chest, could be seen on women or large men, tend to bounce when running and come in many shapes and sizes

Wow, that guy has bigger boobiculars then his wife!

by BigGreen720 March 9, 2010