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bonk! bonk! 

1) A word used to get on other peoples nerves.
2) When poking someone, some people say "Bonk! Bonk!"
*POKE!*
"Bonk! Bonk!"
bonk! bonk! by K-aye May 3, 2006
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bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020
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To hit someone for saying something suggestive
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking
Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023
The term used to describe a facial expression, or more to the point, positioning of the eyes when munted.
There are many veriations of the Bonk-Eye, see the example below....
The JT Bonk-Eye:

Left eye pointing to the right at an angle of 32 degrees
Right eye pointing upward and protruding slightly
Bonk-Eye by BenJay June 16, 2004

bonk gang 

When you nae nae soneone. Usually said after stealing or breaking the rules.
Can I get one pack of gum?
Sure that will be 1.29$.
Bonk gang shit nigga!
bonk gang by Bonk gang shit August 18, 2017
*BONK*
BONK by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

bonk gang 

a crazy ass nigga who runs around sayin"bonk gang"
and steals peoples food and shit
its a whole lotta gang shit no wha im sayin"bonk gang nigga"
bonk gang by itsyagirlsasa September 2, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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