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The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.
Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"
by hglly April 26, 2020
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.
I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
by Comedy Dave June 05, 2004
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The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.
Who want's some a' this! BONK!
by Timic83 June 11, 2008
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whack; lame; obserd; un-cool
"Shit son, that's bonk."
by wordson December 18, 2007
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a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time
by jadowo August 03, 2019
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