Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

BONK

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

*BONK*

by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

BONK

The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.

Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"

by hglly April 26, 2020

bonk

The act of sexual intercourse.

I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

by Wez May 3, 2004

bonk

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004

bonk

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Who want's some a' this! BONK!

by Timic83 June 12, 2008

bonk

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

"Shit son, that's bonk."

by wordson January 7, 2008