bonjournal

A travel log of your journeys in a French-speaking country, such as France.

Person 1: "Hey, what did you do on your last day in Bordeaux?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure. Check my bonjournal!"

bonjournal by Lafawnda527 February 5, 2009

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Bonjourno

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

Bonjourno by swebonny November 28, 2009

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Bonjouraille

When you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. Illegal in some places.

Store clerk :“Bonjour, hi!”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”

Bonjouraille by Cawrl February 26, 2018

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Bonjourno

When you're at a party, find a bottle of Pinogriggio, secretly blow a load into it, and watch in enjoyment when all of the drunk guests consume it. You then find one of them after, invite them to the "pants party", and slap them in the face with a nice slab of muzzarel, constantly hiding your identity with a godfather-like suit and mask.

Vito Benito Corleone pulled a Bonjourno at Don Nini's cocktail party the other night, and boy did he feel Italiano!

Bonjourno by Don Nino Pachino July 18, 2006