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Get my Ham Bone Boiled 

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

Ham boned 

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.
dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.
Ham boned by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

ham boner 

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
ham boner by The Terminator December 18, 2005

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.
We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!
bone in ham by Dubble J November 21, 2011

Ham Bone 

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone
Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone
Ham Bone by Dizzy February 6, 2004

breakfast ham-bone 

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.
I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!
breakfast ham-bone by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021