bonest

shorthand or computer-speak for "be honest"

"Bonest, does this make me look fat?"
"are you gay? no? Bonest?"

by Lucifer Chemist May 21, 2008

Bonest

Having a boner, but tenfold

Horny fuck but extra

Manaf was having a bonest, his penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatizing. The last place I wanted to be was Frostipistan.

by Sunnovabech August 31, 2025

honest bonest

To swear that you will do something, no matter what. If you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you.

Person #1 - "Hey, will you be at the party tonight?"
Person #2 - "Yeah, totally..."
Person #1 - "Honest bonest?"
Person #2 - "Ehhh, no. Maybe you should get someone else.

by elizabitch October 26, 2007

bones day

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day

Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day

by Red27wolf October 17, 2021

Bonesaw MAGA

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.

Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.

by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.

Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.

by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

A Trousle of Bones

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)

Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?

by tyytanb0n3.d April 17, 2019