bonerz

meaning good. really good. often confused with the word boners meaning multiple erect penis'

hey man how was your night?

it was bonerz
that good?
bonerz to the tampax pearl

by doomsayer supreme January 13, 2011

bonerz

A word that is only used in conjunction with, and followed by the word Smaxxon. Boners is pronounced Bo-nairs. It is a word created to add gravity to the already intense word smaxxon.

That girl is so smaxxon bonerz! (meaning: that girl is so fucking fina, fina hot that my pee-pee is about to fall of ya' heard me playboi?)

by The Tweeze September 5, 2008

My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.

Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!

by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

Skulz Bonerz

An post-deceased erection.

Skulz Bonerz are the boners you get after you die.

by KingSeti June 11, 2019

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010