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Bongrish 

Language spoken by the ancient Bonglodytes, or know today as a Bongwater
The language is loosely based off of Madlib book from 1962 that is missing a few pages, but that never stopped the Bonglodytes from speaking it. The language is most difficult to understand, especially for those who do not suffer any neurological disorders, or have not had a severe concussion in the last 24 hours.
Bongwater is speaking bongrish again
Can anyone understand that bongrish?
I'm sorry, I forgot my bongrish to english dictionary at home, so SYGH
Bongrish by Dsmevolution September 9, 2008
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Bonglish 

Bonglish is a word used to describe a person who is socially popular and extremely liked. The term is mainly used on Discord and describes a lot of cool people. Anyone with Bonglish in their username immediately makes them part of a well-liked, beautiful family with amazing, talented people.
Bonglish Child: I aspire to be as Bonglish as you!
Bonglish Chap: Don't worry, my young apprentice. One day, perhaps you will.
Bob Ross: Man, I wish I was as Bonglish as them.
Bonglish by Bonglish Child July 20, 2018
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n.a semi hard erection. v. in the act of getting an erection.
origins - from liz r. and her horny creativity
Liz bent over and i had a bonerish, but when she came over and poked me in the right spot, i got a boner.
bonerish by Blinky June 12, 2004

Bonglish 

Used on Discord to denote a person dangerously obsessed with the exploits of fictional anthropomorphic bears, often to the point of a full-on fetish.
"He told me he'd screw Paddington, I think he must be bonglish."
Bonglish by Gay-9 August 1, 2018

Bonglish 

A derivative of English spoken after one has 'consumed' a bong.
I am a fluent speaker of Bonglish.
Bonglish by Sky Powers October 19, 2011

bongfish 

one who after a smoke, precedes to drink the bong water
Stoner A: You're a fucking bongfish

or

Stoner B: Being a bongfish is most righteous
bongfish by bongfish July 7, 2003

Bonerishiously 

To be sexually attracted to somebody. Crazily in love.
I bet that dude will fall bonerishiously in love with you.
Bonerishiously by etherealchild October 29, 2011
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