Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

bonerdust

when you jizz into a sock, then let it dry (takes about a month), and finally crinkle it all into a cup. the result is bonerdust

man, i finally got to collect that bonerdust today!

by fu man chiu October 13, 2009

Bonercast

Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners

Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast

by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

Bonerstyle

When something is so cool, or stylish that it causes an actual erection.

Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.

No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"

Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"

Joel Madden is bonerstyle.

by Twitterman April 23, 2009

The Bonercast

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.

"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016

Boneristic

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonertastic

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005