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bonerfest 

Used in reference to a sexual experience involving two or more males.
Frank: "Where's Jared?"
Alex: "With Claudio. Probably having a bonerfest."
Frank: "Oh."
Alex: "Wanna have a bonerfest?"
Frank: "I'll have a bonerfest."
bonerfest by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

bonerfest '09 

A party in which the attendees sit around with large boners, drinking Vanilla Cokes.
Man1: "I can't wait for bonerfest '09"
Man2:"Yeah me neither. It's going to be hard to top bonerfest '08"
bonerfest '09 by BonerLips April 15, 2009

bonerectus 

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners
Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast
Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

bonkfest 

A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.
Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.
bonkfest by UrbanTony October 19, 2009

Bonerstyle

When something is so cool, or stylish that it causes an actual erection.

Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"

Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"

Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
Bonerstyle by Twitterman April 23, 2009