When a bunch of dudes are together at a strip club or a party when they want ass but no chicks. A bunch of guys that get boners together but not because of each other but because of the lack of pussy and the need to hit it.
by bonerfestlover4234 January 18, 2008
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Alex: "With Claudio. Probably having a bonerfest."
Frank: "Oh."
Alex: "Wanna have a bonerfest?"
Frank: "I'll have a bonerfest."
Alex: "With Claudio. Probably having a bonerfest."
Frank: "Oh."
Alex: "Wanna have a bonerfest?"
Frank: "I'll have a bonerfest."
by Al-Mac May 23, 2008
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Man1: "I can't wait for bonerfest '09"
Man2:"Yeah me neither. It's going to be hard to top bonerfest '08"
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by BonerLips April 15, 2009
Get the bonerfest '09 mug.An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
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by Adb1002 May 20, 2018
Get the Bonercast mug.A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.
Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.
by UrbanTony October 19, 2009
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Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"
Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"
Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"
Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
by Twitterman April 23, 2009
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