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boner bomb 

Anonymously mailing someone a tube containing glitter, phallic-shaped confetti, and a spring-loaded penis via a service like bonerbomb.com.
"I just got boner bombed! There is glitter and tiny penises all over the place!"
An exquisite cocktail of black coffee and Mt. Dew Kickstart. A BonaBomb provides an unsafe amount of energy. This drink originates from St. Bonaventure University. The contents of the beverage are meant to be chugged without stopping. There are five stages of the BonaBomb: consumption, pain, tweaking, high, and crash.
"Dude, Sally is losing her mind on the dance floor tonight"
"I know man, that's what happens when you slug 3 BonaBombs"
BonaBomb by BonaBomber July 19, 2016
When you put your hard long reptilian dick inside of a Honeycomb
My friend aiden did a bonercomb last night, he says it was legendary
bonercomb by Mr.goofgoof January 28, 2021

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

bonerboat 

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag
The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.
bonerboat by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010