bonerectus

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.

Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

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bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

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Chronic Boneritus

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.

male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."

by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

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bonerettes

N; (1)During sexual excitement, when a woman's nipples harden. Also occurs when you become cold or just soratically just like when men get boners; (2)female version of a boner.

Man I'm so cold I think I have bonerettes.

by Hott Shittttttttt October 1, 2007

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