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bonerectus 

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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bonerection 

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection
bonerection by jizzle February 4, 2004

Chronic Boneritus 

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.
male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
Chronic Boneritus by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

bonerettes 

N; (1)During sexual excitement, when a woman's nipples harden. Also occurs when you become cold or just soratically just like when men get boners; (2)female version of a boner.
Man I'm so cold I think I have bonerettes.
bonerettes by Hott Shittttttttt October 1, 2007

bonercrush 

I have a bonercrush on an RA.
bonercrush by KellumRA December 8, 2010

boneritus 

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!
Your sister gives me such boneritus!
boneritus by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

bonerection 

Having an erection when you're dick is already long and you have a boner.
Man did you see Bill!? He went hard in the bar last night after getting drunk and he started getting bonerections when he saw skirts
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