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Bonerblimp 

Someone who enjoys tying the head of their penis shut, and filling it with helium, making a dickballoon of sorts. However, if you overfill it, this will result in a penile Hindenburg. Verb: To Bonerblimp
I saw my dad Bonerblimping the other day, and I've been scarred ever since.
Bonerblimp by Holyboner May 29, 2013
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bonerbling 

When a male has a piercing on his genitalia
Wow Justin’s cock is so small but at least he had some bonerbling.
bonerbling by UseYourIllusion October 4, 2017
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Bonercliment 

Prononced: Boner-Cli-Ment

The combination of getting hard or wet has a compliment, usually happens to the guy on accident when the girl dances "All up on you." But works for both sexes, even though it is a lot harder to notice on women.

Becomes awkward if dancing does not include any Grinding, or any form of touching/eye contact.
Mary: "Eww, I was dancing with Josh and he got hard!"

Sara: "Chill Mary! Take it has a Bonercliment!"

Mary: "Im not talking about josh..."

Sara: "Ohh"
Bonercliment by him207times October 5, 2011

Bonerbumping 

When you're in a small strip club and you inadvertently bump into something with your boner.
"Dude, do you see that fat guy? He just bonerbumped my leg on his way out of the bathroom"

"No Refunds on spilled drinks from Bonerbumping"
Bonerbumping by Mandyrenee420 July 31, 2016

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026