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Bonerblimp

Someone who enjoys tying the head of their penis shut, and filling it with helium, making a dickballoon of sorts. However, if you overfill it, this will result in a penile Hindenburg. Verb: To Bonerblimp
I saw my dad Bonerblimping the other day, and I've been scarred ever since.
by Holyboner May 29, 2013
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bonerbling

When a male has a piercing on his genitalia
Wow Justin’s cock is so small but at least he had some bonerbling.
by UseYourIllusion October 4, 2017
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Bonercliment

Prononced: Boner-Cli-Ment

The combination of getting hard or wet has a compliment, usually happens to the guy on accident when the girl dances "All up on you." But works for both sexes, even though it is a lot harder to notice on women.

Becomes awkward if dancing does not include any Grinding, or any form of touching/eye contact.
Mary: "Eww, I was dancing with Josh and he got hard!"

Sara: "Chill Mary! Take it has a Bonercliment!"

Mary: "Im not talking about josh..."

Sara: "Ohh"
by him207times October 5, 2011
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Bonerbumping

When you're in a small strip club and you inadvertently bump into something with your boner.
"Dude, do you see that fat guy? He just bonerbumped my leg on his way out of the bathroom"

"No Refunds on spilled drinks from Bonerbumping"
by Mandyrenee420 July 31, 2016
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