Bonebert

Getting an Handy in a theater

Lauren Boebert gave a bonebert at Beetlejuice the musical.

Bonebert by Yesitsjeremy September 19, 2023

boebert 

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

boebert by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

Lauren Boebert 

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

Lauren Boebert by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

The Boebert 

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

The Boebert by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert 

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

Boebert by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert 

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

boebert by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert 

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

Lauren Boebert by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023