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boner phone 

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?
boner phone by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
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Boner Phone 

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."
Boner Phone by vistalover August 20, 2012

boner phone 

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
boner phone by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Phone Boner 

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner
Phone Boner by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.
1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"
phone-boner by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007

Phone boner 

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.
Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!
Phone boner by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011

Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.
"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
Phone-boner by GeekVault August 27, 2010
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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