boner pants 

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.

boner pants by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

boner pants 

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.

My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.

boner pants by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

boner pants 

noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.

boner pants by Timmah, esq November 8, 2007

Boner Pants 

Pants traditional worn by gay guys on the dance floor so they privates can be accessed by their dance partner(s) for hand job, BJ, or ....

Have crept into straight culture so couples can have sex in public places - elevators, subways, etc.

Pants usually have some easy way to attach the two flaps on material: buttons, velcro, string - no zipper. Underwear is not worn - but can be for more 'fun'. If vice squad in club, lack of secure attachment allows aliby - i.e. dancing so hard pants can apart. etc.

Wear your kilt tonight to the club for some fun. No, it's too cold out, I'll wear my boner pants instead.

Boner Pants by bruxisme July 25, 2012

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)

pants boner by greenybeany May 6, 2013

Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

Pants Boner by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

bonerpants 

girls pants worn by guys(emo kids). given the name for being so tight that it is clearly visable of when the emo kid has a boner. There for they are bonerpants

Ben: haha your wearing bonerpants
Justin: No, im being emo for halloween
Ben: yah but there bonerpants
Justin: well at least im not wearing a bra

bonerpants by darkblackdove June 11, 2006