bollocky bollocky bollock-chops 

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

bollocky chops by MartinDG June 26, 2006

bollock chops 

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

bollock chops by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Bollock chops 

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

Bollock chops by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

Bollocks Chops 

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

Bollocks Chops by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003