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bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.
"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"
bollocky chops by MartinDG June 26, 2006

bollock chops 

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.
mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'
bollock chops by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Bollock chops 

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
Bollock chops by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

Bollocks Chops 

Hello Bollock Chops!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026