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A Slang name for someone who is a bit rigid or like to give out rollockings and telling people off

Alright bollocky, have you told anyone off today?

bollocky by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

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Bollocky

Nonsense Really

Guy1: I support the CCP. Guy2: That's complete and utter Bollocky the CCP sucks.

Bollocky by BULLOCKS TO YOU and up the 'RA May 8, 2024

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Bollocky Wank Shite

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

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bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

bollocky wank shite by megaturd March 11, 2010

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bollocky bill

see definition gobshite!

come ere yer little bastard ye, yer a fucken bollocky bill ye are.

bollocky bill by bill hahaha! May 9, 2005

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bollocky bollocky bollock-chops

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

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Bollocky Binds

When something is very difficult

or

When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

or

Some kind of S & M technique

Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.

Bollocky Binds by Fay King November 25, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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